1. An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up??
Santa! The other two don't exist!
honest- honest
kind- kind
bill- banknote
exit- exist
2. It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, 'What are you charged with?' 'Doing my Christmas shopping early', replied the defendant. 'That's no offence', said the judge. 'It is if you do it before the shop opened', countered the prisoner.
judge- judge
merry- merry
mood- mood
charge with- charge with
defendant- defendant
offence- offence
counter- counter
MERRY HOLIDAYS!!!