1. An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up??
Santa! The other two don’t exist!
honest- честен
kind- мил
bill- банкнота
exit- съществувам
2. It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, „What are you charged with?“ „Doing my Christmas shopping early“, replied the defendant. That’s no offence“, said the judge. “ It is if you do it before the shop opened“, countered the prisoner.
judge- съдия
merry- весел
mood- настроение
charge with- обвинявам в
defendant- обвиняем
offence- обвинение, обида
counter- отвръщам
ВЕСЕЛИ ПРАЗНИЦИ!!!