If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him, and
never say it's not quite as good as his mother's
.. . . then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and
wherever you want …
.. . . then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about
football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
.. . . then buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your
feet and who you can push off if he snores
.. . . then buy a dog!
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you
are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word
you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
unconditionally, perpetually . . .
.. . . then buy a dog.
BUT , on the other hand . . .
If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally
when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you,
runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if
your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness . . .
.. . . then buy a cat!
Now be honest, you thought I was gonna' say.. marry a man, didn't you?
Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day. Send this to all
the men just to annoy them.
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him, and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's
.. . . then buy a dog.
If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want …
.. . . then buy a dog.
If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
.. . . then buy a dog.
If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and who you can push off if he snores
.. . . then buy a dog!
If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word
you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually . . .
.. . . then buy a dog.
BUT , on the other hand . . . If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness . . .
.. . . then buy a cat!
Now be honest, you thought I was gonna' say.. marry a man, didn't you? Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day. Send this to all the men just to annoy them.
