I'm using the break to share something of this sort 🙂
An opera according to understanding
In a capital city company, an intelligent lady recounts:
– He returns from the barracks, and his girlfriend has married another man. He, to get revenge for the infidelity, starts a love affair with some peasant girl, who becomes pregnant. His former fiancée immediately shows interest and begins to cheat on her husband with him. The abandoned peasant girl comes to his mother to complain, and she – neither here nor there – tells everything to the deceived husband. He goes mad and in the end a great fight ensues, and our fool – is killed. He would have been better off staying in the barracks.
A lady who arrived slightly late for the beginning of the conversation shares with a sigh:
– How typical of our country. Debauchery, whores, parents don't care, moral decline, depravity! Nothing good is left anymore!
A pause. After which the educated lady says with a sigh
– I was retelling the plot of the opera 'Cavalleria Rusticana' by Mascagni.
The curtain falls!
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– Yesterday I spent a long time trying to explain to my grandmother that I'm a programmer.
– And???????
– In two words, we came to the conclusion that I repair televisions and breed mice
🙂